Sorry 4 the swearingish posts .

There was some error and i could not edit my posts
which i usually do 2 fix typing errors ..

Some Bloody Prefects *

Why this batch of prefects like that wan ho -defect goods from china . . .
maybe some con man came 2 Ling n sold him these "limited edition Pu-Bos "
maybe he thought that the word or name "......-Bos " sounds nice ..... who knows ..

OK, so it's like this :

I went 2 school ,at first it wasn't that bad.

Then, during lunch some pa-tick go tug on my shirt n say :
"Tuck in ur shirt, (i turned around and he saw my face with his fake shit eyes) -ah, second time liao ...demerit ."
Then his damn friend took out his honorable offence slip ,
to rub it in -that fuck said no lah let me do lah .

Then he took out his shit n asked me 2 sign .

What ! Those fucks were treating me like some toy 4 demeriting ...chao pa-tick

Then, sejarah -got 45 %
went home kena bombed -"""""bloody nice bomb""""""

Geo, 65 or 66% -didn't improve but at least didn'r drop ...Whew !!!

on the way home i told my dad
he said :"u get low marks n then u get demerited ,what r u becoming !!!."

Pu Bo prefects
Their parents too tulan 2 teach them how 2 be non- pubo izzit, don't give birth if dunno how 2 take care lah .

PS. some prefects are great ,this yrs. bach very "great lah" that's all ....

Conclusion : I've got 2 study harder 4 sej. and learn 2 be a better parent in the future -teach my kids 2 be non-assholes .

Oh, n yesterday the chao kevin who cannot say "shhhh! " properly wan demerit me 4 helping him -a bunch of impotent asses -anyway, cannot tell them about it ar , "shhhhh ! "(in a non kevinish way ....

Random post about street racing games .

Reason 4 this, boredom ....ok

When u r cornering at high speed, turn before u brake ;not brake before u turn .

Just a suggestion ,

AAAArrrGGGhHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

WeFuckLost theFuckingPolygon BikeFuckDesignFuckingCompetition
of Fucking Fuck.

IFuckLost theFuckMoney I was trying tofuckingearn to buy a fuckingdownhillFuckbike ....

USD $5000 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well ,
anyway,
Congrats to :

• Yuniardi Wibowo

• Bramono E. Sasongko & Kiki Bimasakti

• Wesdiarman

• Rian Setya Wijaya

• Freddy Chrisswantra

• Peppy Megawati

• Zainal Abidin,

• Charles David,

• Rizal Arief

• Gegi Primanata,

• Rinda Setiawan

• Abi Nubli

• Rizki Zulian Nisfuhar

• Fara Shahira Abdul Rashid

• Lee Herman Santo,

• Matthew Chandra

• Tan Chon Meng

• Lim Jian

• Frederick Phua

• M.Burhan I & Handy O.S.

• Muhammad Taqie Bin Mohd Saiful

• Chandra Eka Prasetiya

No lah,
actually ....

Fuck Them . ( said it calmly )

(PS: I didn't say they were frm the comp. There are other ppl with those names .....)

hello, can i come over ?

Hello,
This is what bored ppl do,
when their hols are lyk poo.
i'm asking to come over,
but I seem like a sucker .

Even the pig is mocking me,
n' that's cause i'm unhappy .
It's what i normally don't do,
but then again i got nth to do.

This is not a rap , -ho, duncan.
as rap songs are crap.
Just 4 ur information,
this is what i do out of a conversation.

And it's what i do,
when i'm out of things to do .
Homework suck as they should have died. -well, no actually.
It's a concept of "holidays are 4 resting" that has to be defied.

My bike's rear wheel is out of alignment,
but fixing it is not yet a commandment.
I'm thinking of de-sucking in basketball, -trying to buy one for practicing.
but the ball is in the shop ,hanging on the wall .

It's the end of my shift ,
so I'd better make it swift.

Bored lah !!!!

Anyone got invitation 4 me 2 go over ?

Otherwise everyday I'm cooked up in my house -bored 2 death with nth 2 do

-at all

I'm so frigin' bored !!!!!!!!!!

pls give me sth 2 do !!!!!

I'm so nervous about sth that i cannot let u know yet -and I'm so bored

I'm so bored, i'm lazing around
not making a sound .
I only got the com. and the psp-ee
to entertaaaaaain mee .

Boredom kills ,
as the ocean stills.
The mountains erode,
and the Alvin's bored .

The noise pollution coming from the house next door,
is causing me to feel like the restlessness is becoming even more !!!

I'm sick of youtube ,
but i'm not going to redtube .
I dunno what 2 search for ,
so i feel sore .

so all i got 2 do is blog !!!!!
and blog, and blog .....

aaaaand -blog ....

eeee ....cool .i didn't know i could do that !!! =P

de merit zystam iz sukin' like ze puzzy ofs ze Eifel Towear !!!!

Si,

so anyway ,

Today i managed 2 pull my science marks up 2 90 again -good.

Cikgu Lim called my dad to talk about my onlyhaving72meritpointsness. -bad

I discovered the reason to that :

• Last yr miss Elaine demerited the whole class 10 =90 left

• then i dunno what happen -got 83 left .

• Then this yr Cikgu Wong demerited me:
• 3 demerits 4 being late 3 mins = 180 secs. Wow ....loved that shit .
• 5 demerits 4 notes unstuck = can glue it in a few secs right ????
• 5 demerits 4 a few words in notes not there - how 2 copy sth in a few secs; be4 i could finish, pass up. Then, damni'mright **demerit points again .
• now i have 72 merit points.
• do simple math:

83-3-5-5 =70 ;right ?

If they cannot count properly, don't demerit lah ....

eeeeatshit, .......stupid retards !!!! useless retards !!!

" Ego speaks louder than words " -"eat shit" saying

ok, calm down .......played basketball in the rain -i was an wxtreme noob -but maybe i got better lah ...

Yessss !!!!

I quit p**no lesson ...
after so many yrs. of my life wasted n so much money wasted on paying the fees !!!!
(I reached grade 5 ;i think )

so now i made a promise 2 my dad ...

During the time I was supposed 2 have the * lesson ,I'll do painting and drawing instead ....
personal choice ...

see first -well ,....I saw it !!!!

U hear me; ....hari ke bang-sai an thing ..ppl :
NO ...

The word " NO!!!!! " comes bacause :

• I have a nose
  

• I want to live a normal life .

• i don't like gas masks because it will cause my pimples to flare up
  

• I don't want to die in front of everybody .

• there's a posibility that on the way 2 school on that day ,I might get knocked down by a bus !!

• I'm a living thing ..

• i have a short fuse ,but i control my explosion -and then i end up looking stupid ..

• I don't like the combination of joget costume and gas mask ...

• It's only 7 bloody merit points !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

• i HAVE SOME BLOODY PRIDE IN ME !!!

so, ....basically " no "
And ....ummm ....." no "
and ...well ...... "no "

conclusion : "no " ...no offence ...

hehe ..

new look ...

whaddayathink - ??

Sorry ..4 the last post

There's a possibility that it's possible that I am possibly sorry ....

I respect it - this post was an "accident" ...let's pretend it's like that -OK?

Anyone doesn't know the definition of the word " FUCKTARD " ?

plucked from Mat's art gallery .

specs:

• First of all ,i would like to announce .....

• ........ and I would also like to stress on ........

• And I have also received complaints about .......

• From this day on/ forward .......

• Straighten your back !!!!! ~"""""like me!!!!!!!""""""""~ (yeah, his back is straight )

MPG:

• many annoyed students ...

towing capacity:

• a humpback ....
  

random pic.

Exam results r killing me !!!!!!

The pain is so frigin' extreme !!!!!

my results have gone down in a lot of subjects !!!!!

alalalalalalalaaaaa !!!!!!!

WTF are exams 4 anyway !!!!

It just causes "Kiasu-rism" and "brain overheating" !!!!!!!

why not just judge students on their class performance !!!!!!!!

there are schools Finland doing that !!!!!!!

why not Malaysia follow !!!!!!

nvm .....................

life's like that .

secret password 2 get into "thieeee" club : (use it wisely)

K.I.A.S.U.2.U.

"K.IASUIC"- "eh, come! what's the answer 4 number 12 ah, i put a) u know ;i so scared wrong ar !!!!"
I.MMORTAL- "come, let's study till we die !!! that will be fun !!!! Wheee !!!!!"
A.NNOYING- I'm standing there- "Eeeh, ko !!! what is this ar, haiyo !!!! so hard u know ."
"I know, I know , ...not hard leh"
"shut up ,mervin !!!"
overlyS.TUDIOUS- "oi, come help me lah" -"cannot, I have 2 study lah !!!!!! Next yr. got test ar, i haven't even start studying yet ah !!!"

U.NDERDOGS.- you don't wanna know, trust me

random thought :

" Ever noticed that as you get older ,not many things you do are right anymore ???? "

[- I know this doesn't apply 2 everyone -]

Whacky ppl in Parkson.

Yesterday night I went 2 parkson .
There were these wild youngsters dressed in clownish costumes
-one of the guys was even wearing a bra !!!!!

I got their pic :


i think they were just extremely bored ppl who had nothing at all 2 do.
so, ---------they just fool around lah

They were shouting happily saying 2 ppl "Hello !!!!! today's the best day !!!!!!!"
- WTF is that supposed 2 mean ???

we asked them what was all this about ;they just said "FUN !!!!! " ------- -that's nice .
i wouldn't dare 2 do things lyk this if i wanted fun .... it's just too freaky !!!!!

anyway they took a pic. with the other members of my family and gave us roses .
- they didn't even notice me !!!!!!

not surprised ....

There were aa few conservative "ang- mors" (Ozzies, i think) there and were looking at them like they were some wild mad asses .
some ppl hv no sense of freaky humor .....

some of them only had towels put over their upper body (guys lah) .

-- WEIRD!!!!!!!!!!!! -------but nice ....

Exams are over -wait 4 the figgin' results

The exam this time round was truly exhausting, the past 3 weeks before the exams have already been full of tests .

the exam was like adding salt and burning fuel onto my already dried up lazy brain .

OUCH !!!!

my marks have been the suckiest sucking sucker in all of suckdom this term ...
Math especially ...
I'm gonna try self study to pull myself up ...
science too ..

monday: I went to school with a wierd feeling -draggy and lethargic feeling ... i didn't even
want to go to school .. - how come ?
answer: the last three weeks !!!

tuesday: Sejarah !!!!!!!!! - you know what that means ;i don't need 2 explain .

Wednesday:I studied 4 science so i was fine with that. but i missed one question -sth about
weight on the moon thing.

oh, and Happy Birthday Tania !!!!

King Yew broke the SINK off the wall !!!!!!! .the genius managed to push the sink
back with the help of his trusty "giant sausage" -u know .
And Timmy became a European ..hehe
King Yew bacame a Negro .
Jason became an indian.

and I became pimple boy !!!!!! Stupid " Cheese Bun" King Yew came up with it.

Thursday: Comp. -everything was exactly the same as what teacher gave us in the exercise ...
we aced it .
Well, Justin made a promise 2 himself not 2 touch the com. 4 the whole week. -so he
didn't study lah .; his problem ...haha

Friday: Things were smooth enough , but my PK's second half was crappy, or should i say
"just a piece of CRAPS"

After school, i went to james house we did a mini american chopper thing. the designs
were ok, but the spray wouldn't last at all ..too bad -but we got pictures ... we did it
on his little scooter .it was supposed to be on the bicycle but the bike was gone-case
so i suggested the scooter.

it matched better anyway. ..I don't have the pics. now they're with James .

conclusion of the experiment: EXAMS SUCK !!!!!!!!!!

New rules in school ....damn!!!!!

Why, Ling, Why ?????!!!!!!
Why did u make the school a frigin' prison ....
didn't u say we should look forward to school !!!???

Y do u even like new rules that make Lodge School a sucking place to be ..
"My School, My home " right ???!!!!!

My home is not a frigin' prison !!!!!!!!!!!!!

The canteen was so frigin' stuffed today that i was sitting in the sun doing my homework ...
We're not even allowed to go back to class after eating .... WTF!!!!!!

Petrol prices have gone up and everybody is not feeling too great ..
The guys in the future will not be able to play around with cars anymore ....
he still has to make things worse

There was a demonstration against the oil price hike today near my house ..

note: notice the ppl with "kolo mee" hair usually got sth wrong wan ??? no offence, ho ...lol

Moral Tests:
are no longer moral tests, they have b'come tests to test ppl who can memorise so many words -so exactly and precisely ...
all of the students who have a problem with this system of "learning" pls write in to the star newspaper ...someone complained about it a while ago ...we need SUPPORT !!!!!

I still like Cikgu Govin's lessons though ... it's the system . -basically

Random Thought:
I was thinking of starting a model car collection, but i'm not allowed to.
I believe that those guys who have siblings that have become experiments for favouritism have the same problem ..

I'm not allowed to start one because when i was in kindy ,and didn't even know that i existed, I got a couple of model cars .. and i didn't take care of them.

then, when i knew about caring for model cars, i still had a "kakak" at home ...and i believe u know what happens when u ask a "kakak" to clean up toys ....
everything is imagined to be unbreakable .....
all dumped into a box ..."Viola, Beautiful work of art !!!" most were wrecked .

Then recently,( coming back to siblings) u know when ur sibling spoils ur things and u complain , u get this reply:
U never take care of ur own things !!!!!!

I guess i'll not be able to start a collection until i have started working
- and only if I have enough excess money to spend on these things.

The end !!!!
Good luck with the tests and exams that are bombarded at us !!!!

Piano Exams !!!

I just had my piano exams today ...i went to school 4 one period nyah ..
Then I went 4 the EXAM!!!!! haiya !!!
my first scale all wrong alredi I thought : this time die liao lah ..
The ang mor seemed like a nice guy so i felt more comfortable after sitting down 4 a while ..
The rest was the usual lah, wrong here ,wrong there .... eeeeee,

eeeeeeee!!!!!!! freaky ar ..Tomorrow got Taekwondo upgrading again, so stress ar !!!!

Monday got frigin' testsssss again !!!!!!!!
Wish me luck, tq ...XD