Saturday, November 22, 2008

How the arthur can holidays be so boring

€veryday:

  • wake up
  • brush teeth
  • bath
  • eat
  • TV
  • eat
  • sleep
  • play psp
  • sleep
  • get scolded
  • eat
  • sleep

These are the times when sejarah lessons can be counted as interesting some addrenalin pumping activity .....

anyway, I hope ben's settling down fine in australia .

Thursday, November 6, 2008

random lah

Exams r over and the year has ended,
time to say goodbye to the teachers we've tortured.
There's a prom coming and the dress code's formal,
even though it's just a farewell to our funny pal.

The days of the year have ended,
and i hope the bad things have been mended.
Holidays will be boring,
I think I'll spend it all on sleeping.

and, moving on to the top stories now:
Obama won !!!!!!!!

Arthur Wong's a pervertic loser !!!!!!

The (damn ppl governing) the country is buying the latest Toyota Landcriusers 4 no reason at all -shit, that's where our tax money goes to -no wonder ppl don't want to pay taxes .

and here r some funnies :




bb.

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Letter 2 da edukation menester

( I dare u to mail this )

Dear Hishamuddin Thing,
Kay, now,
why the "Ling" do we need to study sejarah ...
in the book it says we study it 2 be proud of our country and not 2 repeat the same mistakes .
So far all I have studied is the puny little details that don't matter.

OK, -4 example

  • we have 2 study about the different names of novels so that we will not repeat the same novels ever again ...... oooooo
  • we learn about wars so that we will not use "senjata tradisional" to fight in wars ever again ....... ooooooo
  • we study the different names of the ppl who made dumb decisions .
  • we study that we only won when the British bothered 2 help us -if not then we lost our faces ..... amazing .
so, if u think u r that good ....
Study sejarah lah ..... see how much u will remember .

Yours sincerely,
Ling Bai.

- kay?

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Exams ....again

(****)!! why !?

our lives as students -
study, eat, bathe, sleep, car rides ,shit, pee, get pimples, control temper, not be shit ....
(this deos not count 4 those who r allowed hobbies)

lives as parents -
work, watch stock market, eat, sleep, bathe, have kids, get annoyed by them, pick a favorite child, try 2 find time 4 them, ignore your teens ,make sure kids study.
(no offence )

lives as single adults -
work, earn money, spend money, get happy, get lucky, don't worry, no need 2 save money 4 kids education.
(it's possible)


sej. n morals are completely useless .... agree?

PS. i get nothing 4 improving, but if i don't i'll get a bomb with sarcastic contents.
4 u guys, u get less 4 improving -but still get sth, and get rewards if u improve.
( i'm threatened while u r promised )

Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Sorry 4 the swearingish posts .

There was some error and i could not edit my posts
which i usually do 2 fix typing errors ..

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Some Bloody Prefects *

Why this batch of prefects like that wan ho -defect goods from china . . .
maybe some con man came 2 Ling n sold him these "limited edition Pu-Bos "
maybe he thought that the word or name "......-Bos " sounds nice ..... who knows ..

OK, so it's like this :

I went 2 school ,at first it wasn't that bad.

Then, during lunch some pa-tick go tug on my shirt n say :
"Tuck in ur shirt, (i turned around and he saw my face with his fake shit eyes) -ah, second time liao ...demerit ."
Then his damn friend took out his honorable offence slip ,
to rub it in -that fuck said no lah let me do lah .

Then he took out his shit n asked me 2 sign .

What ! Those fucks were treating me like some toy 4 demeriting ...chao pa-tick

Then, sejarah -got 45 %
went home kena bombed -"""""bloody nice bomb""""""

Geo, 65 or 66% -didn't improve but at least didn'r drop ...Whew !!!

on the way home i told my dad
he said :"u get low marks n then u get demerited ,what r u becoming !!!."

Pu Bo prefects
Their parents too tulan 2 teach them how 2 be non- pubo izzit, don't give birth if dunno how 2 take care lah .

PS. some prefects are great ,this yrs. bach very "great lah" that's all ....

Conclusion : I've got 2 study harder 4 sej. and learn 2 be a better parent in the future -teach my kids 2 be non-assholes .

Oh, n yesterday the chao kevin who cannot say "shhhh! " properly wan demerit me 4 helping him -a bunch of impotent asses -anyway, cannot tell them about it ar , "shhhhh ! "(in a non kevinish way ....

Thursday, September 11, 2008

Random post about street racing games .

Reason 4 this, boredom ....ok

When u r cornering at high speed, turn before u brake ;not brake before u turn .

Just a suggestion ,

Tuesday, September 2, 2008

AAAArrrGGGhHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

WeFuckLost theFuckingPolygon BikeFuckDesignFuckingCompetition
of Fucking Fuck.

IFuckLost theFuckMoney I was trying tofuckingearn to buy a fuckingdownhillFuckbike ....

USD $5000 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well ,
anyway,
Congrats to :

  • Yuniardi Wibowo
  • Bramono E. Sasongko & Kiki Bimasakti
  • Wesdiarman
  • Rian Setya Wijaya
  • Freddy Chrisswantra
  • Peppy Megawati
  • Zainal Abidin,
  • Charles David,
  • Rizal Arief
  • Gegi Primanata,
  • Rinda Setiawan
  • Abi Nubli
  • Rizki Zulian Nisfuhar
  • Fara Shahira Abdul Rashid
  • Lee Herman Santo,
  • Matthew Chandra
  • Tan Chon Meng
  • Lim Jian
  • Frederick Phua
  • M.Burhan I & Handy O.S.
  • Muhammad Taqie Bin Mohd Saiful
  • Chandra Eka Prasetiya
No lah,
actually ....

Fuck Them . ( said it calmly )

(PS: I didn't say they were frm the comp. There are other ppl with those names .....)

Thursday, August 21, 2008

hello, can i come over ?

Hello,
This is what bored ppl do,
when their hols are lyk poo.
i'm asking to come over,
but I seem like a sucker .

Even the pig is mocking me,
n' that's cause i'm unhappy .
It's what i normally don't do,
but then again i got nth to do.

This is not a rap , -ho, duncan.
as rap songs are crap.
Just 4 ur information,
this is what i do out of a conversation.

And it's what i do,
when i'm out of things to do .
Homework suck as they should have died. -well, no actually.
It's a concept of "holidays are 4 resting" that has to be defied.

My bike's rear wheel is out of alignment,
but fixing it is not yet a commandment.
I'm thinking of de-sucking in basketball, -trying to buy one for practicing.
but the ball is in the shop ,hanging on the wall .

It's the end of my shift ,
so I'd better make it swift.

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Bored lah !!!!



Anyone got invitation 4 me 2 go over ?

Otherwise everyday I'm cooked up in my house -bored 2 death with nth 2 do

-at all

I'm so frigin' bored !!!!!!!!!!

pls give me sth 2 do !!!!!

I'm so nervous about sth that i cannot let u know yet -and I'm so bored

I'm so bored, i'm lazing around
not making a sound .
I only got the com. and the psp-ee
to entertaaaaaain mee .

Boredom kills ,
as the ocean stills.
The mountains erode,
and the Alvin's bored .

The noise pollution coming from the house next door,
is causing me to feel like the restlessness is becoming even more !!!

I'm sick of youtube ,
but i'm not going to redtube .
I dunno what 2 search for ,
so i feel sore .

so all i got 2 do is blog !!!!!
and blog, and blog .....

aaaaand -blog ....

eeee ....cool .i didn't know i could do that !!! =P

Friday, August 15, 2008

de merit zystam iz sukin' like ze puzzy ofs ze Eifel Towear !!!!

Si,

so anyway ,

Today i managed 2 pull my science marks up 2 90 again -good.

Cikgu Lim called my dad to talk about my onlyhaving72meritpointsness. -bad

I discovered the reason to that :

  • Last yr miss Elaine demerited the whole class 10 =90 left

  • then i dunno what happen -got 83 left .

  • Then this yr Cikgu Wong demerited me:
  • 3 demerits 4 being late 3 mins = 180 secs. Wow ....loved that shit .
  • 5 demerits 4 notes unstuck = can glue it in a few secs right ????
  • 5 demerits 4 a few words in notes not there - how 2 copy sth in a few secs; be4 i could finish, pass up. Then, damni'mright **demerit points again .
  • now i have 72 merit points.
  • do simple math:

83-3-5-5 =70 ;right ?

If they cannot count properly, don't demerit lah ....

eeeeatshit, .......stupid retards !!!! useless retards !!!

" Ego speaks louder than words " -"eat shit" saying

ok, calm down .......played basketball in the rain -i was an wxtreme noob -but maybe i got better lah ...

Tuesday, August 5, 2008

Yessss !!!!

I quit p**no lesson ...
after so many yrs. of my life wasted n so much money wasted on paying the fees !!!!
(I reached grade 5 ;i think )

so now i made a promise 2 my dad ...

During the time I was supposed 2 have the * lesson ,I'll do painting and drawing instead ....
personal choice ...

Friday, August 1, 2008

see first -well ,....I saw it !!!!

U hear me; ....hari ke bang-sai an thing ..ppl :
NO ...

The word " NO!!!!! " comes bacause :

  • I have a nose
  • I want to live a normal life .
  • i don't like gas masks because it will cause my pimples to flare up
  • I don't want to die in front of everybody .
  • there's a posibility that on the way 2 school on that day ,I might get knocked down by a bus !!
  • I'm a living thing ..
  • i have a short fuse ,but i control my explosion -and then i end up looking stupid ..
  • I don't like the combination of joget costume and gas mask ...
  • It's only 7 bloody merit points !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • i HAVE SOME BLOODY PRIDE IN ME !!!
so, ....basically " no "
And ....ummm ....." no "
and ...well ...... "no "

conclusion : "no " ...no offence ...

hehe ..

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Friday, July 25, 2008

new look ...

whaddayathink - ??


Thursday, July 24, 2008

Sorry ..4 the last post

There's a possibility that it's possible that I am possibly sorry ....

Monday, July 21, 2008

I respect it - this post was an "accident" ...let's pretend it's like that -OK?

Anyone doesn't know the definition of the word " FUCKTARD " ?

plucked from Mat's art gallery .
specs:

  • First of all ,i would like to announce .....
  • ........ and I would also like to stress on ........
  • And I have also received complaints about .......
  • From this day on/ forward .......
  • Straighten your back !!!!! ~"""""like me!!!!!!!""""""""~ (yeah, his back is straight )
MPG:
  • many annoyed students ...
towing capacity:
  • a humpback ....

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

random pic.

Sunday, July 13, 2008

Exam results r killing me !!!!!!

The pain is so frigin' extreme !!!!!

my results have gone down in a lot of subjects !!!!!

alalalalalalalaaaaa !!!!!!!

WTF are exams 4 anyway !!!!

It just causes "Kiasu-rism" and "brain overheating" !!!!!!!

why not just judge students on their class performance !!!!!!!!

there are schools Finland doing that !!!!!!!

why not Malaysia follow !!!!!!

nvm .....................

life's like that .


secret password 2 get into "thieeee" club : (use it wisely)
K.I.A.S.U.2.U.


"K.IASUIC"- "eh, come! what's the answer 4 number 12 ah, i put a) u know ;i so scared wrong ar !!!!"
I.MMORTAL- "come, let's study till we die !!! that will be fun !!!! Wheee !!!!!"
A.NNOYING- I'm standing there- "Eeeh, ko !!! what is this ar, haiyo !!!! so hard u know ."
"I know, I know , ...not hard leh"
"shut up ,mervin !!!"
overlyS.TUDIOUS- "oi, come help me lah" -"cannot, I have 2 study lah !!!!!! Next yr. got test ar, i haven't even start studying yet ah !!!"
U.NDERDOGS.- you don't wanna know, trust me


random thought :

" Ever noticed that as you get older ,not many things you do are right anymore ???? "

[- I know this doesn't apply 2 everyone -]