No matter how great one is -the richest man in the world -the smartest and so on ....
Does it matter?
The other night I couldn't sleep -my attention deficit disorder started to kick in.
I was thinking -when someone as great as Micheal Jackson was suffering before he died, his fans didn't know -they were just going about their daily activities -I was sleeping .
We only know what is happening around us.
Ok, some people claim to know that they know what is going on in the whole country -they don't.
All the crimes that are unheard of -poeple don't know -and everything else goes on in other poeple's lives.
Like the Fritzl case (Monster in the cellar) -his neighbours had no clue what was going on just a few metres from their houses and neither did the passers-by.
While you are reading this right now:
There are so many things in your area that you do not know about -couples might be fighting, a murder could be happening during a fight at the junction of you lorong, a guy might be purchasing the first gallarado spyder in Kuching, your dad might have just striked the lottery.
So many happenings.
That's only on a quarter of the earth.
What about the three quarters of the earth that are covered with water?
What are all the spiecies that have not been discovered doing in the deep blue oceans?
We haven't a single clue .....
No matter how fast news travels -it still will not be fast enough for someone to use the phrase "fully aware" .
quotes from someone on my left in the lab: " ey, how come got 2 wan ah? " " I sit here so I can get a clear n direct view." " I'm clean !!!" " hahahaha, Donovan came out from here (pointing 2 anus)!!"
maerials needed: jason's -perms n Yvonne's -vums
My thoughts: I don't get the oddly shaped model (male) - green n hooked
It's as if many men don't know what 2 do with their "things": Duncan used the hooked thing 2 hammer the table - Ouch!! King Yew used the " earrings" as ....well, earrings ...... easy storage
Conclusion: Australian sperms that are more than 10 yrs old die but don't rot ....... reproduction is divided into 2 kinds: asexual n sexual - one of them's more interesting ...... ( I'm not posting any pics. 4 this)
Exams r over and the year has ended, time to say goodbye to the teachers we've tortured. There's a prom coming and the dress code's formal, even though it's just a farewell to our funny pal.
The days of the year have ended, and i hope the bad things have been mended. Holidays will be boring, I think I'll spend it all on sleeping.
and, moving on to the top stories now: Obama won !!!!!!!!
Arthur Wong's a pervertic loser !!!!!!
The (damn ppl governing) the country is buying the latest Toyota Landcriusers 4 no reason at all -shit, that's where our tax money goes to -no wonder ppl don't want to pay taxes .
Dear Hishamuddin Thing, Kay, now, why the "Ling" do we need to study sejarah ... in the book it says we study it 2 be proud of our country and not 2 repeat the same mistakes . So far all I have studied is the puny little details that don't matter.
OK, -4 example
we have 2 study about the different names of novels so that we will not repeat the same novels ever again ...... oooooo
we learn about wars so that we will not use "senjata tradisional" to fight in wars ever again ....... ooooooo
we study the different names of the ppl who made dumb decisions .
we study that we only won when the British bothered 2 help us -if not then we lost our faces ..... amazing .
so, if u think u r that good .... Study sejarah lah ..... see how much u will remember .
our lives as students - study, eat, bathe, sleep, car rides ,shit, pee, get pimples, control temper, not be shit .... (this deos not count 4 those who r allowed hobbies)
lives as parents - work, watch stock market, eat, sleep, bathe, have kids, get annoyed by them,pick a favorite child, try 2 find time 4 them, ignore your teens ,make sure kids study. (no offence )
lives as single adults - work, earn money, spend money, get happy, get lucky, don't worry, no need 2 save money 4 kids education. (it's possible)
sej. n morals are completely useless .... agree?
PS. i get nothing 4 improving, but if i don't i'll get a bomb with sarcastic contents. 4 u guys, u get less 4 improving -but still get sth, and get rewards if u improve. ( i'm threatened while u r promised )
Why this batch of prefects like that wan ho -defect goods from china . . . maybe some con man came 2 Ling n sold him these "limited edition Pu-Bos " maybe he thought that the word or name "......-Bos " sounds nice ..... who knows ..
OK, so it's like this :
I went 2 school ,at first it wasn't that bad.
Then, during lunch some pa-tick go tug on my shirt n say : "Tuck in ur shirt, (i turned around and he saw my face with his fake shit eyes) -ah, second time liao ...demerit ." Then his damn friend took out his honorable offence slip , to rub it in -that fuck said no lah let me do lah .
Then he took out his shit n asked me 2 sign .
What ! Those fucks were treating me like some toy 4 demeriting ...chao pa-tick
Then, sejarah -got 45 % went home kena bombed -"""""bloody nice bomb""""""
Geo, 65 or 66% -didn't improve but at least didn'r drop ...Whew !!!
on the way home i told my dad he said :"u get low marks n then u get demerited ,what r u becoming !!!."
Pu Bo prefects Their parents too tulan 2 teach them how 2 be non- pubo izzit, don't give birth if dunno how 2 take care lah .
PS. some prefects are great ,this yrs. bach very "great lah" that's all ....
Conclusion : I've got 2 study harder 4 sej. and learn 2 be a better parent in the future -teach my kids 2 be non-assholes .
Oh, n yesterday the chao kevin who cannot say "shhhh! " properly wan demerit me 4 helping him -a bunch of impotent asses -anyway, cannot tell them about it ar , "shhhhh ! "(in a non kevinish way ....
Hello, This is what bored ppl do, when their hols are lyk poo. i'm asking to come over, but I seem like a sucker .
Even the pig is mocking me, n' that's cause i'm unhappy . It's what i normally don't do, but then again i got nth to do.
This is not a rap , -ho, duncan. as rap songs are crap. Just 4 ur information, this is what i do out of a conversation.
And it's what i do, when i'm out of things to do . Homework suck as they should have died. -well, no actually. It's a concept of "holidays are 4 resting" that has to be defied.
My bike's rear wheel is out of alignment, but fixing it is not yet a commandment. I'm thinking of de-sucking in basketball, -trying to buy one for practicing. but the ball is in the shop ,hanging on the wall .
It's the end of my shift , so I'd better make it swift.
my results have gone down in a lot of subjects !!!!!
alalalalalalalaaaaa !!!!!!!
WTF are exams 4 anyway !!!!
It just causes "Kiasu-rism" and "brain overheating" !!!!!!!
why not just judge students on their class performance !!!!!!!!
there are schools Finland doing that !!!!!!!
why not Malaysia follow !!!!!!
nvm .....................
life's like that .
secret password 2 get into "thieeee" club :(use it wisely)
K.I.A.S.U.2.U.
"K.IASUIC"- "eh, come! what's the answer 4 number 12 ah, i put a) u know ;i so scared wrong ar !!!!" I.MMORTAL- "come, let's study till we die !!! that will be fun !!!! Wheee !!!!!" A.NNOYING- I'm standing there- "Eeeh, ko !!! what is this ar, haiyo !!!! so hard u know ." "I know, I know , ...not hard leh" "shut up ,mervin !!!" overlyS.TUDIOUS- "oi, come help me lah" -"cannot, I have 2 study lah !!!!!! Next yr. got test ar, i haven't even start studying yet ah !!!"
Yesterday night I went 2 parkson . There were these wild youngsters dressed in clownish costumes -one of the guys was even wearing a bra !!!!!
I got their pic :
i think they were just extremely bored ppl who had nothing at all 2 do. so, ---------they just fool around lah
They were shouting happily saying 2 ppl"Hello !!!!! today's the best day !!!!!!!" -WTF is that supposed 2 mean ???
we asked them what was all this about ;they just said "FUN !!!!!" ------- -that's nice . i wouldn't dare 2 do things lyk this if i wanted fun .... it's just too freaky !!!!!
anyway they took a pic. with the other members of my family and gave us roses . - they didn't even notice me !!!!!!
not surprised ....
There were aa few conservative "ang- mors" (Ozzies, i think) there and were looking at them like they were some wild mad asses . some ppl hv no sense of freaky humor .....
some of them only had towels put over their upper body (guys lah) .
The exam this time round was truly exhausting, the past 3 weeks before the exams have already been full of tests .
the exam was like adding salt and burning fuel onto my already dried up lazy brain .
OUCH !!!!
my marks have been the suckiest sucking sucker in all of suckdom this term ... Math especially ... I'm gonna try self study to pull myself up ... science too ..
monday: I went to school with a wierd feeling -draggy and lethargic feeling ... i didn't even want to go to school .. - how come ? answer: the last three weeks !!!
tuesday: Sejarah !!!!!!!!! - you know what that means ;i don't need 2 explain .
Wednesday:I studied 4 science so i was fine with that. but i missed one question -sth about weight on the moon thing.
oh, and Happy Birthday Tania !!!!
King Yew broke the SINK off the wall !!!!!!! .the genius managed to push the sink back with the help of his trusty "giant sausage" -u know . And Timmy became a European ..hehe King Yew bacame a Negro . Jason became an indian.
and I became pimple boy !!!!!! Stupid " Cheese Bun" King Yew came up with it.
Thursday: Comp. -everything was exactly the same as what teacher gave us in the exercise ... we aced it . Well, Justin made a promise 2 himself not 2 touch the com. 4 the whole week. -so he didn't study lah .; his problem ...haha
Friday: Things were smooth enough , but my PK's second half was crappy, or should i say "just a piece of CRAPS"
After school, i went to james house we did a mini american chopper thing. the designs were ok, but the spray wouldn't last at all ..too bad -but we got pictures ... we did it on his little scooter .it was supposed to be on the bicycle but the bike was gone-case so i suggested the scooter.
it matched better anyway. ..I don't have the pics. now they're with James .
conclusion of the experiment: EXAMS SUCK !!!!!!!!!!
Why, Ling, Why ?????!!!!!! Why did u make the school a frigin' prison .... didn't u say we should look forward to school !!!???
Y do u even like new rules that make Lodge School a sucking place to be .. "My School, My home" right ???!!!!!
My home is not a frigin' prison !!!!!!!!!!!!!
The canteen was so frigin' stuffed today that i was sitting in the sun doing my homework ... We're not even allowed to go back to class after eating .... WTF!!!!!!
Petrol prices have gone up and everybody is not feeling too great .. The guys in the future will not be able to play around with cars anymore .... he still has to make things worse
There was a demonstration against the oil price hike today near my house ..
note: notice the ppl with "kolo mee" hair usually got sth wrong wan ??? no offence, ho ...lol
Moral Tests: are no longer moral tests, they have b'come tests to test ppl who can memorise so many words -so exactly and precisely ... all of the students who have a problem with this system of "learning" pls write in to the starnewspaper ...someone complained about it a while ago ...we need SUPPORT !!!!!
I still like Cikgu Govin's lessons though ... it's the system . -basically
Random Thought: I was thinking of starting a model car collection, but i'm not allowed to. I believe that those guys who have siblings that have become experiments for favouritism have the same problem ..
I'm not allowed to start one because when i was in kindy ,and didn't even know that i existed, I got a couple of model cars .. and i didn't take care of them.
then, when i knew about caring for model cars, i still had a "kakak" at home ...and i believe u know what happens when u ask a "kakak" to clean up toys .... everything is imagined to be unbreakable ..... all dumped into a box ..."Viola, Beautiful work of art !!!" most were wrecked .
Then recently,( coming back to siblings) u know when ur sibling spoils ur things and u complain , u get this reply: U never take care of ur own things !!!!!!
I guess i'll not be able to start a collection until i have started working - and only if I have enough excess money to spend on these things.
The end !!!! Good luck with the tests and exams that are bombarded at us !!!!
I just had my piano exams today ...i went to school 4 one period nyah .. Then I went 4 the EXAM!!!!! haiya !!! my first scale all wrong alredi I thought : this time die liao lah .. The ang mor seemed like a nice guy so i felt more comfortable after sitting down 4 a while .. The rest was the usual lah, wrong here ,wrong there .... eeeeee,
eeeeeeee!!!!!!! freaky ar ..Tomorrow got Taekwondo upgrading again, so stress ar !!!!
Monday got frigin' testsssss again !!!!!!!! Wish me luck, tq ...XD
I'm too lazy to blog about the whole holiday even though i took so many pics. of it ....lol so i'm gonna stop blogging about it after this post. I'm just bored ...
The Bangkok Safari . I went through it in a taxi ...freaky lah . ...
so near to these guys ar ...luckily the windows were up .. The weather was so hot they shaved their lions ar ...
Mafia: lol
Orang Utan Thai boxing ..nice show ..very funny
The whole thing was so "jun" ar ,must've trained a lot.. I honestly didn't like the way they trained the animals there .. Damn cruel ar ... Should have seen the elephant training ... They use things like this to hit the elephant ...damn scary I sneaked in to watch the training The elephant was painting ...damn sui ar his pic. ..the show was closed .. bullhook: (imagine gerald Lee using that to cane u) any how, still funny:
Emu(Emo) :D The lens of the cam. wasn't pecked -good news ..
My uncle n i:: (don't u just love his trademark mustache ..lol)
it ends here ...Singapore was great ..but i'm lazy anyway, here's a pic. of my "bro" n I in Singapore ..
(same same shirt is from bangkok, its what they say there) My "bro's" birthday !!!
Perfect food.:
Uncle Song's snake .: cute? I didn't touch the snake, - wasn't my snake !!!
This is why i missed school on friday ,but probably u'all didn't notice i was gone ..
On the plane from Kuching to Johor: Met james the lames ...hehe
he was late 4 the flight, big- big VIP ...
Practice makes Retardity :
We were promoting Air-Asia ...so pai wan leh ...hehe
Pics. from the plane:
Stopped at Johor, went cycling with my cousins (nephews)...hee Jake n Jamus Jamus was cycling , I used Jake's bike, so he used his motorbike ..
we had a short race: Jake n I, n I lost lah his bike's gear was spoiled so i had cycle in 7th gear ..frikin tough that wasn't the reason i lost ...the race
Bangkok; Thailand : reached there in the evening ..
My dinner that night was at MBK :Mo Bi Kong (sth like that)
my dinner costs 550 baht frikin expensive 4 a few pieces of japanese food as u can see : the salad thingy was barely disturbed that's how little it was .. but it tasted OK n the raw fish didn't give me diarrhoea
n jon, there was no japanese sausages ...LOL .
nxt day: waiting 4 the train to Chat-Tu-Chat Market
in the train: ang-Mors
"Ten white ang mors -hanging in a train .. one fell down ...n smashed her head .."
"nine more ang mors left hanging in the train ... "In a little while ,they noticed their injured friend, all nine ang mors ,fainted on the floor .."
hehe ....lame song ..
My dad tried to snap some pics. without looking didn't work...lol
Chat-Tu-Chat Market: a frikin' place to be. The heat can melt a naked nerd covered in ice ..
My mom buying fruits:
the lychee's were bigger than ..... well ....haiya . BIG lah ..
coconut drink :
"Coke" in Thai :
Killer Chilli !!! I dare u .
Can u see the newspaper in this guys ass, well he's the newspaper boy!!!
The way they make popcicles .. no refrigerator no nth. just mix ice with salt n put it in a pot ,then put this on top:
n they even sell military costumes with all the names like: SWAT, HAWK, POLICE ...
They even have all the helmet thingies ..
n they r BOB MARLEY's fans.
Bob Marley's quote:"Hai mun, howya doin' mun ."
Some kind of freaky dream catcher thing made up of a fish head, other wierd body parts and feathers .
count ur balls!!!!
WTF!!!! what kind of frigin' model is this ... scared the life out of me ...
I pitty these Policemen ,it's blistering hot here n they r in multi-layered black uniform:
A Vespa scooter!!!!
well, a wooden "Harley"..:
taking a pic. with the gigantic bouquet of flowers ,only a bit of the flowers were in the pic. we were not supposed to take pictures there so we couldn't take another pic. , so lyk that lah ..
ppl painting shoes ...designer wan leh ...
but the shoes were really nice .:
The Blistering heat caused my mom to buy a hat ..
The Blistering heat also caused this man to lose his 'baju Mr. if u r reading this, no offence lah..
U know the story of the wind blowing very hard to get a guy to strip but it didn't work
and the sun scorched the guy n cause him to take off his clothes? well, the moral of the story is: Don't do that when u have man boobs!!! The heat even caused dogs to mutate .:
Looks like a Sang Kancil
Fried Quill Eggs ...taste nice .
closeup :
The weather was burning hot, n so i went to an air-con restaurant there it was nice at first, then when the food came I took a small bite n the spices burned my throat and tongue ... outside drinks n food were not allowed, but the drinks there were just too expensive. I went to the store outside the restaurant door and bought an orange juice, then I brought them into the restaurant.
Most of these ppl don't speak English, so they logically do not read books- or comic books 4 that matter . and they don't like to waste, so they used it to cover the restaurant ceiling.
closeup on the comics ..
A guy making snacks .. quite nice .
My mum was taking 4ever to shop , so I took this pic. before I fell asleep on a bench in a Busy n crowded place like Chat-Tu-Chat . Well, I didn't die waiting ....lol
A BIG SET of Gigantic Prawns 4 sale at our RM1.50
I didn't eat any of the prawns ....I ate too much before that .. regret not trying the prawns ..regret a lot ..
The way they cook the prawns ..
The crafts store sells these dog statues ..
A conservative British ..:
scared little terrier??
Confused Bulldog ???:
OOOoooo, Tuna!!!! WTF is that!!!
A little wooden webcam ...
some Thai instrument .... see that yellow flower thingy at the side of it? a few of the beggers use them also .. haven't bothered to find out what they mean yet ..
The heat Must've gotten to me !!!!:
The Sun was saying this to me: "I kill you!!!":
Tammy walking through the crowd looking blur ..
who's that guy in red at the back??? Looks like a combination of Bruce Lee and Wolverine ..
Most of the Taxis are Modded .
Their Phone-booths are vandalized but they still have phones at least ..
Transparent plastic Slippers!!! look cute, but get ugly easily .
