Happitty Fourteeny Birthdaiee Ting King Yewieeeeeee

Happy Birthday King,
All the best wishes 4 the rest of the year.- i'll wish it again nxt yr. ...lol
U've been a great fren 2 me .
n i hope i've been the same 2 u
- i also nvr spoil ur bike ho? ..haha

anyway, congrats on ur improvement this yr .

got nth else to say .....lerun rocks

PS. haven't been blogging 4 a long, long, long time , just changed my com's modem yesterday, so now i'm back - alive and blogging ..

Hurt my knee while cycling ....

so soi wan ....
I was braking n slowing down aleady ...then i started to turn a bit .....10 - 15 degrees i think ...
Then, I went onto someone's stupidly smooth tiled driveway ...

shwoosh ....slip ....just like that ....
There was a crazy guy talking to himself walking towards me .....
I was freakin scared i thought he was gonna do sth to me .....
Thank god ...
He just continued singing n walked past me ....
I cycled back to the house .....my knee was bleeding like ........well, my knee ...

anyway, I went upstairs to bath immediately ,n did the dressing 4 my knee ...
too disgusting to post pic.

Phua Chu Kang's Visit to the Spring ....Sunday

my very admired Singapore actor ..
whose real name is Gurmit Singh ....

I missed the Saturday one ..
So I went there quite early ,but the place was already crowded with ppl ....
that guy had so many bodyguards around him ...n his shirt was clean ....
it was like he was a very refined ah beng ....

anyway King Yew should have went 4 the competition lah.... even indians n fatties went n took part ar ...n they all only wore a wierd wig n yellow boots ...they got a handphone 4 that shit ...
i can't believe it ...

here r some pics.:




I took the following Videos from Youtube - this happened on Saturday ..

Wow, he sang so well ... He sang a christian song on Sunday but i couldn't find the video
after the song, he spoke proper English 4 a while ..then he said :
"Aiyoh, eh sorry ah , ...."
Then he started speaking his Funny English again ...lolz .


this also happened on Saturday, I wasn't even there ....there were even women participating in the "Phua Chu Kang Look Alike" Competition
walaueh ...how can ho ??

anyway it was great fun ...
The audience were allowed to get his signature on stage ....
Kenric n adrian got it ...
I almost did ...but some stupid kids with their parents with them were squashing me ...

They say not enough paper n then cannot sign liao ...can sign on other things leh ....

My Funny Guys .

My Funny guys r called Lucky & Max ..... Lakia Kau With Ang Mor name ...I brought them back from my dad's farm .
cute ?
here r some pics. of them ...that i took
they r kind of super naughty now, since there's a bitch who keeps on staying in my neighborhood
they hormones r overreacting so their rpm's r very high ....ahem
but anyway,

when they were young ...:

The two from the left r mine .....
PS: James(nippal pincher) has been afraid of them since they were this young ...hehe

Now:
Sleeping:




Poser : ..hehe ..looks like me lolzz


Camera shy ..:

these guys always try to avoid me when they did sth wrong .... look at his nose ;his own fault went through the fence ....lolz

But I got his pic the next day -when he just woke up ...


Sad Guy ....Punishment again ....

Lucky is more naughty .
lol

Took these pics. yesterday- 4.30.08



hehe ....cute manja king -Max
...I'll update this post when i have more time ....

I love Bicycles ...no allowance ...

hello ,
back from 2 weeks of not blogging ...sry

anyway ,u already roughly know how my bike looks like .from my older post ,the third last wan i think ...

I just popped my back KENDA tyre on friday ...stupid construction site ....
lol z



i'm not gonna be cycling 4 a while, cause my dad will not help with the tyre problem 4 sure ..
sad ..

yeah ,n well 4 those who keep asking me 2 modify my bike :
NO

I'm gonna wait till i've saved up enough cash n then i'm gonna go n fully customize another bike- my own bike
NEW -BRAND NEW

OK, Long? ..n stop saying i'm never gonna do it ...watch me ....not now lah ...like i said ....40 months or more ....haha ..

anyway my dream bike ,would be like this :


anyway i still love cars ....good luck with the regret of spending cash on ur bikes when u purchase cars ...... ..haha

I'm Back !!

Yeahoo!!

The exams have ended .....but the results will fly back like a boomerang on monday ...
Tok! ,aiyoh
this time wan quite hard leh ..4 the ones lyk me lah ....

anyway ,after school i was supposed to go 2 james house 2 play ..
but my mom changed her mind - again ,so i couldn't go ..sheesh ...
so ,...
The Kiasus were Kiasuing ,
the maplers were mapling ,
the pai-kias were paikiaing ,
the cyclist were, THONG SENing ......HO! Santa Cruz loh ....lolzz
n the gangsters who play maple were gang-mapling..."someppl's driver also play maple...ho ,Jus"

n then me n James spent the after-exam time, boringnating away the afternoon ...in different places :
I was Sleeping in Sarawak Club Library ,while he ,I think was also sleeping at home ...hehe ...psychic leh .

oh, n 4 those who laugh at idiotic bicycles :
on the way to my grandma's place, I saw someone cycling an old small bike ,fitted with a plastic motorbike head with blue paper4 representing the head light,a cut off toy motorbike ass with a plastic exhaust , ...lol ...laughed lyk hell!!!

no picture ...just drove past-nyah
if u r lucky ,the guy is around nanas road west area ....haha
good night n good luck searching ....

PS:bring camera n upload pic. to friendster ...good luck ...

No blogging For 1 week!!!! ......bloody exams ..

I'm not gonna be blogging 4 1 week ...
I'm having Dumb ass exams in school ....
n my dumb computer notes ... r in e-book
the teacher is gonna "save the planet ....
If U leave ur bloody com on while reading ...u use electricity ....electricity comes from non-renewable oil ....
but paper comes from trees ...that can be planted again ....right?? ...
nvm lah ...Some ppl lah ho ....lol

gtg ..good luck

My Stupid Piano Lessons !!!!!!

Sry if there's a lot of anger in this post -it's because i did it just after the "P" lesson ....

My "P" lessons r (****************************************************************
*************)exam pieces r copied from dumb monkeys banging on the "P" ....(****************
*******************************)The "Teacher" is so "Greatly Wonderfully Stupendously Marvelous" .....(*******************************************************) ........
Oops ,too much sacarsm there .... sry again ......

I ocasionally have to do a wierd post like this ......... 4 some reason

My B'day dinner last night

I went to Tom's 4 my B'day dinner ...

Jealous? ....hehe

But anyway .... the journey there was a torture ...
I was in my mom's Proton Waja cause my dad's prado had some problems with it's hydrolic thingy ..
the seats weren't very comfortable ......
like Tatami matresses ......
n the journey took one bloody hour ...... there was some temple procession going on n some fuc.king idiots parked their car at the junction .....the trafic wasn't even moving ....

I saw mr.Lee in his perdua getting fustrated ....
hehe





Some of the pictures of the procession .....

My dad n i went to the bus drivers in front, n asked them to horn ....
Then every1 started honking at the bloody idiots ....

4 a while nya lah ...
u know lah ,Kuching ppl very thin skin wan ...once the skin wears off they stop honking loh ..

luckily nobody tried to pick a fight with those bloody idiots there ar ....
no "Lim Pe " here n "Lim Pe" there ...

if i could i would have :

• shot the car in the tyres .....
• "respray " it ...
• flip it ...
• scratch it ....
• ram it ....
• or all of the above ......

.......hehehe .....

Then , at Tom's ....
it was ment to be a calm nice place but then there was the procession going on outside it also .....
Ling Ling Lang Lang ...King King Kong Kong ...... Ping Pong Piang Piang...

But the food there was perrrrfection .....
Though my drink which costs a bomb n tastes like V-good ....
i had mouth watering Lamb Shank .........SSSLuuurrrpppp!!!!!


along with three other drinks ......hehe

Damn Perfect lah .....

n after that i still had a Tiramisu cake ......
Told U guys .....
- I eat Tons more than u guys n yet there's nvr any effect .....

hehe .......defying the law of physics ....

On the way out, I saw Timmy Senior n Timmy's mom ...... eating there ....on a table 4 2 .....so romantic ar ..
He looks a lot like his dad ar .....
genetic thingy ..... I guess ....lolzzz

I'm one yr. closer to driving -29 March

Today is my 14th B'day .... Yaaaaay!!!!
Great day ,,
Though bored n has nth to do -as usual lah .....

Anyway it's a great day because it's the day when i cross one more age barrier towards driving ......
Yessssss!!!!!!!
That means a lot to a young car enthuthiast ....... ..



WOWWW!!!!!
4 me?!!


....yea right ..
like that's ever going to happen .... it costs more than a million bucks ...
but anyway, within my budget is another car the BMW M3



Tadaaa!!!!!
see first lah .....
if J.long's dad's BM is not yet bought in 4 yrs. n the quality is just as good - n it's cheap enough .....I'll buy his ......seriously ....

n then ZHNG it with my awesome ZHNGing power !!!!
Teheee ......lol....

My good Fren TKY -fake EMO

This is my good fren ,Ting-King-Yew ....
AKA Fake EMO ..... lolz
he was born 5 billion B.C.
ancient relic -apek .....hehe
I met him when i first went to lodge .....

He used to get bullied a lot then .....dunno y also
but then some things happen mysteriously ......as mysteriously as this freaky emo guy here haha ...
He became a dota frik this yr. but he emotionally says he's not .....
???

English Test, - In the top 2 or 3 or maybee highest!!!!! YESSSS!!!!!!!

YAY!!!!!!

Finally beat the Geniuses !!!!!!!
.....in sth lah .........at least ==
My English Test Thingy !!!!! Wheee
Mr.Camie didn't even say anything about my improvement ..... sad EMO guy ..
...

OK ,next ,i'm gonna try to get to the top in Science n Math ...
n maybee in the far ,far, far ......far future ,i can get the best marks in BM also ..

Then, i can redeem myself from my parents ..... guess what ?
[ an X box ]
wow?!!
dunno yet lah,
they say wan ....u know parents lah ....
Change their minds about this, change their minds about that ....

predictable yet unpredictable ...dunno how 2 say lah ..
so the best way is to record it or ask them to sign sth when they first say that ....

Then, U keep quiet about that until u achieve all that shit ,
then u come home ,take out ur evidence then go to them with the evidence behind ur back n tell them about ur achievements ....

Then ,u see if they remember anything or not ....

-if they do ,good lah ....hide the evidence again 4 future reference
-if not ,then u look at them with a look that says "remember???" n take out ur
evidence ,

Trust me it's a very logical theory ...
still theory lah,
i haven't achieved that shit yet ...playful mah ....lolzzzz

My Great Buddies

It all started with this ....



The First 2 from the left r mine .

Cute right ?
James is afraid of them ..... 9th wonder of the world

Sleeping:




Poser :


Camera Shy Guy:



hehe..... my funny guys ....n great buddies ...

copycatingiest copycats in all of copydom.......

--justin n timmy r buying the exact same bike as me .....
--still ask me to change my bike colour so that it will be different some more .....
--The chelsea supporter wanna keep the blue colour of bike ....
--n they don't wanna pay 4 it ........
**n he thinks HE can push me around
--but Justin doesn't really mind lah ,,just following timmy's ideas .....
--Bunch of idiots ....... lolzzzzz......

My New Bike!!!!

Tadaaa!!!!!!



My new Lerun Takeda Mountain Bike arrived on Friday .....
I assembled it by myself .......

• Hi-ten frame
• Alloy fork
• Stainless spokes
• TY23 21-sp
• Custom painted matching fork
• Reliable SHIMANO Tourney 21speed gearing
• Easy to read Revoshift
• Tektro Alloy brakes
• Alloy rims and crankset

whoaaah!!!.........
Then i coudn't ride it till yesterday .........

wow!!!

The thrill of cycling at ridiculous speeds shot back in my mind ......
I rode at around 40 - 50 km per hour ........
Shockingly great performance 4 a mid range bike with pedal reflectors that keep falling off ......
the suspension was superb ...........
There were a few problems with the front brakes lah.........
but i fixed it alredi .......

Amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!

My English oral exam ........ failure......

My English oral exam on Thursday was pure shit.....
dunno Y i didn't figure out that Mr. Camy would have known the topic i chose last yr.
I practised all night 4 it, ...
n the next day it turned out to be a failure,
Mr. Cam. told me that his expectations 4 me were very high ......
at first i thought i already altered my confidence .......
so i went up there......OK
but then up there,...
once the words came out of my mouth .......

I sucked.......

but then when King Yew Went up tho say sth that he completely did not study 4 ....
it was almost perfect......
when did that happen?????

dunno lah,
but anyway it should be better nxt time lah....

Me

I'm

Not a very interesting nor boring guy...

Humble and Humorous.....

I'm a normal average guy, I study in Lodge School... I'm interested in Friends n activity partners, ...I'm not very good at talking to girls, ...I like dogs, cars, movies n sports. .....I'm average in my studies - work hard ,play harder...haha... anyway ,i also like sleeping ,eating n gaming .....but i'm not fat,.. I love to hang out with Friends,...... n if u want me to change what i think of myself ,just leave a comment 4 me,....tq.

I have two sides of my life, one is the fun guy who enjoys life as a happy go lucky guy who hangs out with friends ........ another is a teenager who feels annoyed n moody at home .... but must fake it ,pretending to be a happy guy at home also to avoid further problems n disagreements ....... wierd? ... if ur me, nth is wierd ....

My School,
is...
Lodge School
it's a very nice school if U r a normal n non timid guy, most of the teachers in the school r very fair, friendly n open to the students ..... but as usual their r some who r still very old fashion ...... or eccentric ,like my math teacher who claims that she can see the chairs in the classroom cry n vomit when we lean forward or backwards n tells the whole class that we have eye problems when we tell her that her hand-writing is too small 4 us to read .......... lolx ......wierdo~

But anyway the school is kinda nice n peaceful , the standard of the school's teaching is higher than the government school's so we r kinda ok in terms of studies lah ,n the school has a merit-demerit system to control the discipline of the students ,the teachers very often five demerit points but rarely give merit points ........

But it's still very exam orientated because of the malaysian education system ..... sheeesh ..... ......

Recently the school has started to have some wierd rules like no hooded jackets r allowed in the school, because some students might be listening to their mp3s or ipods under their hoods ,.... but the school jacket is allowed even though it is hooded.... stuff like that lah .......

TaDa!!!! n that's t my school, the 8th wonder of the world ...... ...... ...

oh yeah, n the canteen food sucks ........