.

think about it .....

2009-07-10T05:23:00.000-07:00

Have you ever noticed how insignificant you are?

No matter how great one is -the richest man in the world -the smartest and so on ....

Does it matter?

The other night I couldn't sleep -my attention deficit disorder started to kick in.

I was thinking -when someone as great as Micheal Jackson was suffering before he died, his fans didn't know -they were just going about their daily activities -I was sleeping .

We only know what is happening around us.

Ok, some people claim to know that they know what is going on in the whole country -they don't.

All the crimes that are unheard of -poeple don't know -and everything else goes on in other poeple's lives.

Like the Fritzl case (Monster in the cellar) -his neighbours had no clue what was going on just a few metres from their houses and neither did the passers-by.

While you are reading this right now:

There are so many things in your area that you do not know about -couples might be fighting, a murder could be happening during a fight at the junction of you lorong, a guy might be purchasing the first gallarado spyder in Kuching, your dad might have just striked the lottery.

So many happenings.

That's only on a quarter of the earth.

What about the three quarters of the earth that are covered with water?

What are all the spiecies that have not been discovered doing in the deep blue oceans?

We haven't a single clue .....

No matter how fast news travels -it still will not be fast enough for someone to use the phrase "fully aware" .

2009-06-27T03:30:00.000-07:00

every day passes by,

while people let sleeping dogs lie.

I feel so depressed,

as everyday my routine is messed.

The days go by one by one,

pmr coming closer and freedom equals none.

I'm pissed with taekwondo,

as I'm being annoyed by a whacko.

Quitting next year 2 join basketball,

don't feel a loss at all.

Cause' next year I'll be allowed into the gym

to use the punch bag like I'm so fcking grim.

Exams comming soon,

when school ends just after noon.

Good luck to all of you,

this post has a kiss as its seal.

So would you all please Effing study !!!!!!!!!!!

I'm back

2009-06-14T04:19:00.000-07:00

The air in melb. is so nice -cold, fresh, relaxing.
Here, we have koyak buses revving their kopi-O license engines polluting the humid air.

And there was no bouncy train experience that Jon explained about .....everyone was stiff.
The cold air caused it I think ....

I don't have time now, so I'll update about the rest of the trip when I've got time ....

after so long of not blogging .....

2009-06-01T04:09:00.000-07:00

because of a certain sth ....
I decided 2 type sth because i was so eeefffing bored .

I have discovered that i don't really have so much homework .
I'll be going off on thursday.
n I'm trying 2 finish my work before then ...

I "zhnged" my room until very the nice ...
my dad gave me his hi-fi set .
Whoooo Yeah !!!!!

at least I can now muffle out the highway noise .
but I have a problem - no nice discs -only a few .

I'm hoping that i can get a squezebox after my pmr.

n I learned a new peribahasa today:
Dik sama dik, sheng sama sheng =(birds of the same feather flock together) =enggang sama enggang, pipi sama pipi.

n new bm words:
"gue dik lu punya sheng."

Chapter 4

2009-02-26T06:55:00.000-08:00

new words :

wagaina
penists
sekth

quotes from someone on my left in the lab:
" ey, how come got 2 wan ah? "
" I sit here so I can get a clear n direct view."
" I'm clean !!!"
" hahahaha, Donovan came out from here (pointing 2 anus)!!"

maerials needed:
jason's -perms n Yvonne's -vums

My thoughts:
I don't get the oddly shaped model (male) - green n hooked

It's as if many men don't know what 2 do with their "things":
Duncan used the hooked thing 2 hammer the table - Ouch!!
King Yew used the " earrings" as ....well, earrings ...... easy storage

Conclusion:
Australian sperms that are more than 10 yrs old die but don't rot .......
reproduction is divided into 2 kinds: asexual n sexual - one of them's more interesting ......
( I'm not posting any pics. 4 this)

Sad lor ....

2009-02-06T21:15:00.000-08:00

This is pmr yr.

Why the arthur does the gov. wanna give all the bloody annoying pmr anyway ?

three public exams - all of them involve useless subjects

Thank god I got good teachers this yr .... hmmmm

Cikgu Danny's the first BM teacher who can make me understand what he's teaching ....
- so cool right ?

I'll be aiming 4 straight A's - no idea what my reward will be ..... yet .

Dare 2 try ?:

(**#@) now psp also cannot play ..

2008-12-10T00:17:00.000-08:00

Sob" , I miss my friend :

When I got it , my mom said " can only play on weekends and holidays - unless got exams; or your results are not good "

Now leh,

during the holidays I can only play on weekends , if I do not fall asleep in church -

I had only been playing about 1/2 hrs. a day .

Then, all of a sudden , "overdose already "

I asked mom why, then she said I've been playing 1/2 a day 7 days a week.

I told them 1/2 an hour is far from half a day ....

If she counts that as half a day - it would mean that every human's livespan would only be 4 damn days lah !!!

I proved her wrong and she replied :

" It doesn't matter !!!!!!!!!! "

How the arthur can holidays be so boring

2008-11-22T00:08:00.000-08:00

€veryday:

wake up
brush teeth
bath
eat
TV
eat
sleep
play psp
sleep
get scolded
eat
sleep

These are the times when sejarah lessons can be counted as interesting some addrenalin pumping activity .....

anyway, I hope ben's settling down fine in australia .

random lah

2008-11-06T01:35:00.000-08:00

Exams r over and the year has ended,
time to say goodbye to the teachers we've tortured.
There's a prom coming and the dress code's formal,
even though it's just a farewell to our funny pal.

The days of the year have ended,
and i hope the bad things have been mended.
Holidays will be boring,
I think I'll spend it all on sleeping.

and, moving on to the top stories now:
Obama won !!!!!!!!

Arthur Wong's a pervertic loser !!!!!!

The (damn ppl governing) the country is buying the latest Toyota Landcriusers 4 no reason at all -shit, that's where our tax money goes to -no wonder ppl don't want to pay taxes .

and here r some funnies :

bb.

Letter 2 da edukation menester

2008-10-22T06:46:00.000-07:00

( I dare u to mail this )

Dear Hishamuddin Thing,
Kay, now,
why the "Ling" do we need to study sejarah ...
in the book it says we study it 2 be proud of our country and not 2 repeat the same mistakes .
So far all I have studied is the puny little details that don't matter.

OK, -4 example

we have 2 study about the different names of novels so that we will not repeat the same novels ever again ...... oooooo
we learn about wars so that we will not use "senjata tradisional" to fight in wars ever again ....... ooooooo
we study the different names of the ppl who made dumb decisions .
we study that we only won when the British bothered 2 help us -if not then we lost our faces ..... amazing .

so, if u think u r that good ....
Study sejarah lah ..... see how much u will remember .

Yours sincerely,
Ling Bai.

- kay?

Exams ....again

2008-10-08T02:11:00.000-07:00

(****)!! why !?

our lives as students -
study, eat, bathe, sleep, car rides ,shit, pee, get pimples, control temper, not be shit ....
(this deos not count 4 those who r allowed hobbies)

lives as parents -
work, watch stock market, eat, sleep, bathe, have kids, get annoyed by them, pick a favorite child, try 2 find time 4 them, ignore your teens ,make sure kids study.
(no offence )

lives as single adults -
work, earn money, spend money, get happy, get lucky, don't worry, no need 2 save money 4 kids education.
(it's possible)

sej. n morals are completely useless .... agree?

PS. i get nothing 4 improving, but if i don't i'll get a bomb with sarcastic contents.
4 u guys, u get less 4 improving -but still get sth, and get rewards if u improve.
( i'm threatened while u r promised )

Sorry 4 the swearingish posts .

2008-09-30T07:41:00.000-07:00

There was some error and i could not edit my posts
which i usually do 2 fix typing errors ..

Some Bloody Prefects *

2008-09-16T06:22:00.000-07:00

Why this batch of prefects like that wan ho -defect goods from china . . .
maybe some con man came 2 Ling n sold him these "limited edition Pu-Bos "
maybe he thought that the word or name "......-Bos " sounds nice ..... who knows ..

OK, so it's like this :

I went 2 school ,at first it wasn't that bad.

Then, during lunch some pa-tick go tug on my shirt n say :
"Tuck in ur shirt, (i turned around and he saw my face with his fake shit eyes) -ah, second time liao ...demerit ."
Then his damn friend took out his honorable offence slip ,
to rub it in -that fuck said no lah let me do lah .

Then he took out his shit n asked me 2 sign .

What ! Those fucks were treating me like some toy 4 demeriting ...chao pa-tick

Then, sejarah -got 45 %
went home kena bombed -"""""bloody nice bomb""""""

Geo, 65 or 66% -didn't improve but at least didn'r drop ...Whew !!!

on the way home i told my dad
he said :"u get low marks n then u get demerited ,what r u becoming !!!."

Pu Bo prefects
Their parents too tulan 2 teach them how 2 be non- pubo izzit, don't give birth if dunno how 2 take care lah .

PS. some prefects are great ,this yrs. bach very "great lah" that's all ....

Conclusion : I've got 2 study harder 4 sej. and learn 2 be a better parent in the future -teach my kids 2 be non-assholes .

Oh, n yesterday the chao kevin who cannot say "shhhh! " properly wan demerit me 4 helping him -a bunch of impotent asses -anyway, cannot tell them about it ar , "shhhhh ! "(in a non kevinish way ....

Random post about street racing games .

2008-09-11T03:11:00.000-07:00

Reason 4 this, boredom ....ok

When u r cornering at high speed, turn before u brake ;not brake before u turn .

Just a suggestion ,

AAAArrrGGGhHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

2008-09-02T02:48:00.000-07:00

WeFuckLost theFuckingPolygon BikeFuckDesignFuckingCompetition
of Fucking Fuck.

IFuckLost theFuckMoney I was trying tofuckingearn to buy a fuckingdownhillFuckbike ....

USD $5000 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well ,
anyway,
Congrats to :

Yuniardi Wibowo

Bramono E. Sasongko & Kiki Bimasakti

Wesdiarman

Rian Setya Wijaya

Freddy Chrisswantra

Peppy Megawati

Zainal Abidin,

Charles David,

Rizal Arief

Gegi Primanata,

Rinda Setiawan

Abi Nubli

Rizki Zulian Nisfuhar

Fara Shahira Abdul Rashid

Lee Herman Santo,

Matthew Chandra

Tan Chon Meng

Lim Jian

Frederick Phua

M.Burhan I & Handy O.S.

Muhammad Taqie Bin Mohd Saiful

Chandra Eka Prasetiya

No lah,
actually ....

Fuck Them . ( said it calmly )

(PS: I didn't say they were frm the comp. There are other ppl with those names .....)

hello, can i come over ?

2008-08-21T02:20:00.000-07:00

Hello,
This is what bored ppl do,
when their hols are lyk poo.
i'm asking to come over,
but I seem like a sucker .

Even the pig is mocking me,
n' that's cause i'm unhappy .
It's what i normally don't do,
but then again i got nth to do.

This is not a rap , -ho, duncan.
as rap songs are crap.
Just 4 ur information,
this is what i do out of a conversation.

And it's what i do,
when i'm out of things to do .
Homework suck as they should have died. -well, no actually.
It's a concept of "holidays are 4 resting" that has to be defied.

My bike's rear wheel is out of alignment,
but fixing it is not yet a commandment.
I'm thinking of de-sucking in basketball, -trying to buy one for practicing.
but the ball is in the shop ,hanging on the wall .

It's the end of my shift ,
so I'd better make it swift.

Bored lah !!!!

2008-08-19T01:09:00.000-07:00

Anyone got invitation 4 me 2 go over ?

Otherwise everyday I'm cooked up in my house -bored 2 death with nth 2 do

-at all

I'm so frigin' bored !!!!!!!!!!

pls give me sth 2 do !!!!!

I'm so nervous about sth that i cannot let u know yet -and I'm so bored

I'm so bored, i'm lazing around
not making a sound .
I only got the com. and the psp-ee
to entertaaaaaain mee .

Boredom kills ,
as the ocean stills.
The mountains erode,
and the Alvin's bored .

The noise pollution coming from the house next door,
is causing me to feel like the restlessness is becoming even more !!!

I'm sick of youtube ,
but i'm not going to redtube .
I dunno what 2 search for ,
so i feel sore .

so all i got 2 do is blog !!!!!
and blog, and blog .....

aaaaand -blog ....

eeee ....cool .i didn't know i could do that !!! =P

de merit zystam iz sukin' like ze puzzy ofs ze Eifel Towear !!!!

2008-08-15T07:24:00.000-07:00

Si,

so anyway ,

Today i managed 2 pull my science marks up 2 90 again -good.

Cikgu Lim called my dad to talk about my onlyhaving72meritpointsness. -bad

I discovered the reason to that :

Last yr miss Elaine demerited the whole class 10 =90 left

then i dunno what happen -got 83 left .

Then this yr Cikgu Wong demerited me:
3 demerits 4 being late 3 mins = 180 secs. Wow ....loved that shit .
5 demerits 4 notes unstuck = can glue it in a few secs right ????
5 demerits 4 a few words in notes not there - how 2 copy sth in a few secs; be4 i could finish, pass up. Then, damni'mright **demerit points again .
now i have 72 merit points.
do simple math:

83-3-5-5 =70 ;right ?

If they cannot count properly, don't demerit lah ....

eeeeatshit, .......stupid retards !!!! useless retards !!!

" Ego speaks louder than words " -"eat shit" saying

ok, calm down .......played basketball in the rain -i was an wxtreme noob -but maybe i got better lah ...

Yessss !!!!

2008-08-05T02:16:00.000-07:00

I quit p**no lesson ...
after so many yrs. of my life wasted n so much money wasted on paying the fees !!!!
(I reached grade 5 ;i think )

so now i made a promise 2 my dad ...

During the time I was supposed 2 have the * lesson ,I'll do painting and drawing instead ....
personal choice ...

see first -well ,....I saw it !!!!

2008-08-01T23:19:00.000-07:00

U hear me; ....hari ke bang-sai an thing ..ppl :
NO ...

The word " NO!!!!! " comes bacause :

I have a nose

I want to live a normal life .

i don't like gas masks because it will cause my pimples to flare up

I don't want to die in front of everybody .

there's a posibility that on the way 2 school on that day ,I might get knocked down by a bus !!

I'm a living thing ..

i have a short fuse ,but i control my explosion -and then i end up looking stupid ..

I don't like the combination of joget costume and gas mask ...

It's only 7 bloody merit points !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i HAVE SOME BLOODY PRIDE IN ME !!!

so, ....basically " no "
And ....ummm ....." no "
and ...well ...... "no "

conclusion : "no " ...no offence ...

hehe ..

2008-07-29T06:39:00.000-07:00

new look ...

2008-07-25T07:09:00.000-07:00

whaddayathink - ??

Sorry ..4 the last post

2008-07-24T06:02:00.000-07:00

There's a possibility that it's possible that I am possibly sorry ....

I respect it - this post was an "accident" ...let's pretend it's like that -OK?

2008-07-21T07:10:00.000-07:00

Anyone doesn't know the definition of the word " FUCKTARD " ?

plucked from Mat's art gallery .

specs:

First of all ,i would like to announce .....

........ and I would also like to stress on ........

And I have also received complaints about .......

From this day on/ forward .......

Straighten your back !!!!! ~"""""like me!!!!!!!""""""""~ (yeah, his back is straight )

MPG:

many annoyed students ...

towing capacity:

a humpback ....

random pic.

2008-07-16T07:22:00.001-07:00

Exam results r killing me !!!!!!

2008-07-13T06:11:00.000-07:00

The pain is so frigin' extreme !!!!!

my results have gone down in a lot of subjects !!!!!

alalalalalalalaaaaa !!!!!!!

WTF are exams 4 anyway !!!!

It just causes "Kiasu-rism" and "brain overheating" !!!!!!!

why not just judge students on their class performance !!!!!!!!

there are schools Finland doing that !!!!!!!

why not Malaysia follow !!!!!!

nvm .....................

life's like that .

secret password 2 get into "thieeee" club : (use it wisely)

K.I.A.S.U.2.U.

"K.IASUIC"- "eh, come! what's the answer 4 number 12 ah, i put a) u know ;i so scared wrong ar !!!!"
I.MMORTAL- "come, let's study till we die !!! that will be fun !!!! Wheee !!!!!"
A.NNOYING- I'm standing there- "Eeeh, ko !!! what is this ar, haiyo !!!! so hard u know ."
"I know, I know , ...not hard leh"
"shut up ,mervin !!!"
overlyS.TUDIOUS- "oi, come help me lah" -"cannot, I have 2 study lah !!!!!! Next yr. got test ar, i haven't even start studying yet ah !!!"

U.NDERDOGS.- you don't wanna know, trust me

random thought :

2008-07-13T05:29:00.000-07:00

" Ever noticed that as you get older ,not many things you do are right anymore ???? "

[- I know this doesn't apply 2 everyone -]

Whacky ppl in Parkson.

2008-07-13T05:15:00.000-07:00

Yesterday night I went 2 parkson .
There were these wild youngsters dressed in clownish costumes
-one of the guys was even wearing a bra !!!!!

I got their pic :

i think they were just extremely bored ppl who had nothing at all 2 do.
so, ---------they just fool around lah

They were shouting happily saying 2 ppl "Hello !!!!! today's the best day !!!!!!!"
- WTF is that supposed 2 mean ???

we asked them what was all this about ;they just said "FUN !!!!! " ------- -that's nice .
i wouldn't dare 2 do things lyk this if i wanted fun .... it's just too freaky !!!!!

anyway they took a pic. with the other members of my family and gave us roses .
- they didn't even notice me !!!!!!

not surprised ....

There were aa few conservative "ang- mors" (Ozzies, i think) there and were looking at them like they were some wild mad asses .
some ppl hv no sense of freaky humor .....

some of them only had towels put over their upper body (guys lah) .

-- WEIRD!!!!!!!!!!!! -------but nice ....

Exams are over -wait 4 the figgin' results

2008-07-11T05:42:00.000-07:00

The exam this time round was truly exhausting, the past 3 weeks before the exams have already been full of tests .

the exam was like adding salt and burning fuel onto my already dried up lazy brain .

OUCH !!!!

my marks have been the suckiest sucking sucker in all of suckdom this term ...
Math especially ...
I'm gonna try self study to pull myself up ...
science too ..

monday: I went to school with a wierd feeling -draggy and lethargic feeling ... i didn't even
want to go to school .. - how come ?
answer: the last three weeks !!!

tuesday: Sejarah !!!!!!!!! - you know what that means ;i don't need 2 explain .

Wednesday:I studied 4 science so i was fine with that. but i missed one question -sth about
weight on the moon thing.

oh, and Happy Birthday Tania !!!!

King Yew broke the SINK off the wall !!!!!!! .the genius managed to push the sink
back with the help of his trusty "giant sausage" -u know .
And Timmy became a European ..hehe
King Yew bacame a Negro .
Jason became an indian.

and I became pimple boy !!!!!! Stupid " Cheese Bun" King Yew came up with it.

Thursday: Comp. -everything was exactly the same as what teacher gave us in the exercise ...
we aced it .
Well, Justin made a promise 2 himself not 2 touch the com. 4 the whole week. -so he
didn't study lah .; his problem ...haha

Friday: Things were smooth enough , but my PK's second half was crappy, or should i say
"just a piece of CRAPS"

After school, i went to james house we did a mini american chopper thing. the designs
were ok, but the spray wouldn't last at all ..too bad -but we got pictures ... we did it
on his little scooter .it was supposed to be on the bicycle but the bike was gone-case
so i suggested the scooter.

it matched better anyway. ..I don't have the pics. now they're with James .

conclusion of the experiment: EXAMS SUCK !!!!!!!!!!

New rules in school ....damn!!!!!

2008-06-17T02:18:00.000-07:00

Why, Ling, Why ?????!!!!!!
Why did u make the school a frigin' prison ....
didn't u say we should look forward to school !!!???

Y do u even like new rules that make Lodge School a sucking place to be ..
"My School, My home " right ???!!!!!

My home is not a frigin' prison !!!!!!!!!!!!!

The canteen was so frigin' stuffed today that i was sitting in the sun doing my homework ...
We're not even allowed to go back to class after eating .... WTF!!!!!!

Petrol prices have gone up and everybody is not feeling too great ..
The guys in the future will not be able to play around with cars anymore ....
he still has to make things worse

There was a demonstration against the oil price hike today near my house ..

note: notice the ppl with "kolo mee" hair usually got sth wrong wan ??? no offence, ho ...lol

Moral Tests:
are no longer moral tests, they have b'come tests to test ppl who can memorise so many words -so exactly and precisely ...
all of the students who have a problem with this system of "learning" pls write in to the star newspaper ...someone complained about it a while ago ...we need SUPPORT !!!!!

I still like Cikgu Govin's lessons though ... it's the system . -basically

Random Thought:
I was thinking of starting a model car collection, but i'm not allowed to.
I believe that those guys who have siblings that have become experiments for favouritism have the same problem ..

I'm not allowed to start one because when i was in kindy ,and didn't even know that i existed, I got a couple of model cars .. and i didn't take care of them.

then, when i knew about caring for model cars, i still had a "kakak" at home ...and i believe u know what happens when u ask a "kakak" to clean up toys ....
everything is imagined to be unbreakable .....
all dumped into a box ..."Viola, Beautiful work of art !!!" most were wrecked .

Then recently,( coming back to siblings) u know when ur sibling spoils ur things and u complain , u get this reply:
U never take care of ur own things !!!!!!

I guess i'll not be able to start a collection until i have started working
- and only if I have enough excess money to spend on these things.

The end !!!!
Good luck with the tests and exams that are bombarded at us !!!!

Piano Exams !!!

2008-06-13T09:13:00.000-07:00

I just had my piano exams today ...i went to school 4 one period nyah ..
Then I went 4 the EXAM!!!!! haiya !!!
my first scale all wrong alredi I thought : this time die liao lah ..
The ang mor seemed like a nice guy so i felt more comfortable after sitting down 4 a while ..
The rest was the usual lah, wrong here ,wrong there .... eeeeee,

eeeeeeee!!!!!!! freaky ar ..Tomorrow got Taekwondo upgrading again, so stress ar !!!!

Monday got frigin' testsssss again !!!!!!!!
Wish me luck, tq ...XD

Bangkok Safari

2008-06-12T03:28:00.000-07:00

I'm too lazy to blog about the whole holiday even though i took so many pics. of it ....lol
so i'm gonna stop blogging about it after this post.
I'm just bored ...

The Bangkok Safari . I went through it in a taxi ...freaky lah . ...

so near to these guys ar ...luckily the windows were up ..
The weather was so hot they shaved their lions ar ...

Mafia: lol

Orang Utan Thai boxing ..nice show ..very funny

The whole thing was so "jun" ar ,must've trained a lot..
I honestly didn't like the way they trained the animals there ..
Damn cruel ar ...
Should have seen the elephant training ...
They use things like this to hit the elephant ...damn scary
I sneaked in to watch the training
The elephant was painting ...damn sui ar his pic.
..the show was closed ..
bullhook: (imagine gerald Lee using that to cane u)
any how, still funny:

Emu(Emo) :D
The lens of the cam. wasn't pecked -good news ..

My uncle n i:: (don't u just love his trademark mustache ..lol)

it ends here ...Singapore was great ..but i'm lazy
anyway, here's a pic. of my "bro" n I in Singapore ..

(same same shirt is from bangkok, its what they say there)
My "bro's" birthday !!!

Perfect food.:

Uncle Song's snake .: cute?
I didn't touch the snake, - wasn't my snake !!!

After that, on the SAME DAY !!!!

2008-06-04T21:07:00.001-07:00

We went to The Siam Paragon ...to do some shopping n to see the car show there ..
But it was mostly to enjoy the air-con in there .

The Car show!!! -there were so many pics. I took ,I'll only post some ... favorites lol

Hot Rods:

Cadillac:

This car had a wierd number plate ....wonder what it was referring to?

half bike ,half car ..notice where the handlebars are?

Rocket!!!! :

The other one:

The back of the half car -half bike :

old school:

WTF!!! how to sit wan???

My holiday -long story ..

2008-05-31T07:28:00.000-07:00

This is why i missed school on friday ,but probably u'all didn't notice i was gone ..

On the plane from Kuching to Johor:
Met james the lames ...hehe

he was late 4 the flight, big- big VIP ...

Practice makes Retardity :

We were promoting Air-Asia ...so pai wan leh ...hehe

Pics. from the plane:

Stopped at Johor, went cycling with my cousins (nephews)...hee
Jake n Jamus
Jamus was cycling ,
I used Jake's bike,
so he used his motorbike ..

we had a short race: Jake n I,
n I lost lah
his bike's gear was spoiled so i had cycle in 7th gear ..frikin tough
that wasn't the reason i lost ...the race

Bangkok; Thailand :
reached there in the evening ..

My dinner that night was at MBK :Mo Bi Kong (sth like that)

my dinner costs 550 baht frikin expensive 4 a few pieces of japanese food
as u can see : the salad thingy was barely disturbed
that's how little it was ..
but it tasted OK
n the raw fish
didn't give me diarrhoea

n jon, there was no japanese sausages ...LOL .

nxt day:
waiting 4 the train to Chat-Tu-Chat Market

in the train:
ang-Mors

"Ten white ang mors -hanging in a train ..
one fell down ...n smashed her head .."

"nine more ang mors left hanging in the train ...
"In a little while ,they noticed their injured friend,
all nine ang mors ,fainted on the floor .."

hehe ....lame song ..

My dad tried to snap some pics. without looking
didn't work...lol

Chat-Tu-Chat Market:
a frikin' place to be.
The heat can melt a naked nerd covered in ice ..

My mom buying fruits:

the lychee's were bigger than ..... well ....haiya .
BIG lah ..

coconut drink :

"Coke" in Thai :

Killer Chilli !!!
I dare u .

Can u see the newspaper in this guys ass, well he's the newspaper boy!!!

The way they make popcicles ..
no refrigerator no nth.
just mix ice with salt n put it in a pot ,then put this on top:

n they even sell military costumes with all the names like:
SWAT, HAWK, POLICE ...

They even have all the helmet thingies ..

n they r BOB MARLEY's fans.

Bob Marley's quote:"Hai mun, howya doin' mun ."

Some kind of freaky dream catcher thing made up of a fish head, other wierd body parts
and feathers .

count ur balls!!!!

WTF!!!! what kind of frigin' model is this ...
scared the life out of me ...

I pitty these Policemen ,it's blistering hot here n they r in multi-layered black uniform:

A Vespa scooter!!!!

well, a wooden "Harley"..:

taking a pic. with the gigantic bouquet of flowers ,only a bit of the flowers were in the pic.
we were not supposed to take pictures there so we couldn't take another pic. ,
so lyk that lah ..

ppl painting shoes ...designer wan leh ...

but the shoes were really nice .:

The Blistering heat caused my mom to buy a hat ..

The Blistering heat also caused this man to lose his 'baju
Mr. if u r reading this, no offence lah..

U know the story of the wind blowing very hard to get a guy to strip but it didn't work

and the sun scorched the guy n cause him to take off his clothes?
well, the moral of the story is:
Don't do that when u have man boobs!!!

The heat even caused dogs to mutate .:

Looks like a Sang Kancil

Fried Quill Eggs ...taste nice .

closeup :

The weather was burning hot, n so i went to an air-con restaurant there
it was nice at first, then when the food came
I took a small bite n the spices burned my throat and tongue ...
outside drinks n food were not allowed, but the drinks there were just too expensive.
I went to the store outside the restaurant door and bought an orange juice, then I brought them into the restaurant.

Most of these ppl don't speak English,
so they logically do not read books- or comic books 4 that matter .
and they don't like to waste, so they used it to cover the restaurant ceiling.

closeup on the comics ..

A guy making snacks ..
quite nice .

My mum was taking 4ever to shop ,
so I took this pic. before I fell asleep on a bench in a Busy n crowded
place like Chat-Tu-Chat .
Well, I didn't die waiting ....lol

A BIG SET of Gigantic Prawns 4 sale at our RM1.50

I didn't eat any of the prawns ....I ate too much before that ..
regret not trying the prawns ..regret a lot ..

The way they cook the prawns ..

The crafts store sells these dog statues ..

A conservative British ..:

scared little terrier??

Confused Bulldog ???:

OOOoooo, Tuna!!!!
WTF is that!!!

A little wooden webcam ...

some Thai instrument ....
see that yellow flower thingy at the side of it?
a few of the beggers use them also ..
haven't bothered to find out what they mean yet ..

The heat Must've gotten to me !!!!:

The Sun was saying this to me: "I kill you!!!":

Tammy walking through the crowd looking blur ..

who's that guy in red at the back???
Looks like a combination of Bruce Lee and Wolverine ..

Most of the Taxis are Modded .

Their Phone-booths are vandalized but they still have phones at least ..

Transparent plastic Slippers!!!
look cute, but get ugly easily .

End of the Chat-Tu-Chat Trip ....Whew!!!

to be continued:

Happitty Fourteeny Birthdaiee Ting King Yewieeeeeee

2008-05-20T02:48:00.000-07:00

Happy Birthday King,
All the best wishes 4 the rest of the year.- i'll wish it again nxt yr. ...lol
U've been a great fren 2 me .
n i hope i've been the same 2 u
- i also nvr spoil ur bike ho? ..haha

anyway, congrats on ur improvement this yr .

got nth else to say .....lerun rocks

PS. haven't been blogging 4 a long, long, long time , just changed my com's modem yesterday, so now i'm back - alive and blogging ..

Hurt my knee while cycling ....

2008-04-30T03:22:00.000-07:00

so soi wan ....
I was braking n slowing down aleady ...then i started to turn a bit .....10 - 15 degrees i think ...
Then, I went onto someone's stupidly smooth tiled driveway ...

shwoosh ....slip ....just like that ....
There was a crazy guy talking to himself walking towards me .....
I was freakin scared i thought he was gonna do sth to me .....
Thank god ...
He just continued singing n walked past me ....
I cycled back to the house .....my knee was bleeding like ........well, my knee ...

anyway, I went upstairs to bath immediately ,n did the dressing 4 my knee ...
too disgusting to post pic.

Phua Chu Kang's Visit to the Spring ....Sunday

my very admired Singapore actor ..
whose real name is Gurmit Singh ....

I missed the Saturday one ..
So I went there quite early ,but the place was already crowded with ppl ....
that guy had so many bodyguards around him ...n his shirt was clean ....
it was like he was a very refined ah beng ....

anyway King Yew should have went 4 the competition lah.... even indians n fatties went n took part ar ...n they all only wore a wierd wig n yellow boots ...they got a handphone 4 that shit ...
i can't believe it ...

here r some pics.:

I took the following Videos from Youtube - this happened on Saturday ..

Wow, he sang so well ... He sang a christian song on Sunday but i couldn't find the video
after the song, he spoke proper English 4 a while ..then he said :
"Aiyoh, eh sorry ah , ...."
Then he started speaking his Funny English again ...lolz .

this also happened on Saturday, I wasn't even there ....there were even women participating in the "Phua Chu Kang Look Alike" Competition
walaueh ...how can ho ??

anyway it was great fun ...
The audience were allowed to get his signature on stage ....
Kenric n adrian got it ...
I almost did ...but some stupid kids with their parents with them were squashing me ...

They say not enough paper n then cannot sign liao ...can sign on other things leh ....

My Funny Guys .

2008-04-24T02:47:00.000-07:00

My Funny guys r called Lucky & Max ..... Lakia Kau With Ang Mor name ...I brought them back from my dad's farm .
cute ?
here r some pics. of them ...that i took
they r kind of super naughty now, since there's a bitch who keeps on staying in my neighborhood
they hormones r overreacting so their rpm's r very high ....ahem
but anyway,

when they were young ...:

The two from the left r mine .....
PS: James(nippal pincher) has been afraid of them since they were this young ...hehe

Now:
Sleeping:

Poser : ..hehe ..looks like me lolzz

Camera shy ..:

these guys always try to avoid me when they did sth wrong .... look at his nose ;his own fault went through the fence ....lolz

But I got his pic the next day -when he just woke up ...

Sad Guy ....Punishment again ....

Lucky is more naughty .
lol

Took these pics. yesterday- 4.30.08

hehe ....cute manja king -Max
...I'll update this post when i have more time ....

I love Bicycles ...no allowance ...

2008-04-22T02:40:00.000-07:00

hello ,
back from 2 weeks of not blogging ...sry

anyway ,u already roughly know how my bike looks like .from my older post ,the third last wan i think ...

I just popped my back KENDA tyre on friday ...stupid construction site ....
lol z

i'm not gonna be cycling 4 a while, cause my dad will not help with the tyre problem 4 sure ..
sad ..

yeah ,n well 4 those who keep asking me 2 modify my bike :
NO

I'm gonna wait till i've saved up enough cash n then i'm gonna go n fully customize another bike- my own bike
NEW -BRAND NEW

OK, Long? ..n stop saying i'm never gonna do it ...watch me ....not now lah ...like i said ....40 months or more ....haha ..

anyway my dream bike ,would be like this :

anyway i still love cars ....good luck with the regret of spending cash on ur bikes when u purchase cars ...... ..haha

I'm Back !!

2008-04-11T22:57:00.000-07:00

Yeahoo!!

The exams have ended .....but the results will fly back like a boomerang on monday ...
Tok! ,aiyoh
this time wan quite hard leh ..4 the ones lyk me lah ....

anyway ,after school i was supposed to go 2 james house 2 play ..
but my mom changed her mind - again ,so i couldn't go ..sheesh ...
so ,...
The Kiasus were Kiasuing ,
the maplers were mapling ,
the pai-kias were paikiaing ,
the cyclist were, THONG SENing ......HO! Santa Cruz loh ....lolzz
n the gangsters who play maple were gang-mapling..."someppl's driver also play maple...ho ,Jus"

n then me n James spent the after-exam time, boringnating away the afternoon ...in different places :
I was Sleeping in Sarawak Club Library ,while he ,I think was also sleeping at home ...hehe ...psychic leh .

oh, n 4 those who laugh at idiotic bicycles :
on the way to my grandma's place, I saw someone cycling an old small bike ,fitted with a plastic motorbike head with blue paper4 representing the head light,a cut off toy motorbike ass with a plastic exhaust , ...lol ...laughed lyk hell!!!

no picture ...just drove past-nyah
if u r lucky ,the guy is around nanas road west area ....haha
good night n good luck searching ....

PS:bring camera n upload pic. to friendster ...good luck ...

No blogging For 1 week!!!! ......bloody exams ..

2008-04-04T06:04:00.000-07:00

I'm not gonna be blogging 4 1 week ...
I'm having Dumb ass exams in school ....
n my dumb computer notes ... r in e-book
the teacher is gonna "save the planet ....
If U leave ur bloody com on while reading ...u use electricity ....electricity comes from non-renewable oil ....
but paper comes from trees ...that can be planted again ....right?? ...
nvm lah ...Some ppl lah ho ....lol

gtg ..good luck

My Stupid Piano Lessons !!!!!!

2008-03-30T20:08:00.000-07:00

Sry if there's a lot of anger in this post -it's because i did it just after the "P" lesson ....

My "P" lessons r (****************************************************************
*************)exam pieces r copied from dumb monkeys banging on the "P" ....(****************
*******************************)The "Teacher" is so "Greatly Wonderfully Stupendously Marvelous" .....(*******************************************************) ........
Oops ,too much sacarsm there .... sry again ......

I ocasionally have to do a wierd post like this ......... 4 some reason

My B'day dinner last night

2008-03-30T00:06:00.000-07:00

I went to Tom's 4 my B'day dinner ...

Jealous? ....hehe

But anyway .... the journey there was a torture ...
I was in my mom's Proton Waja cause my dad's prado had some problems with it's hydrolic thingy ..
the seats weren't very comfortable ......
like Tatami matresses ......
n the journey took one bloody hour ...... there was some temple procession going on n some fuc.king idiots parked their car at the junction .....the trafic wasn't even moving ....

I saw mr.Lee in his perdua getting fustrated ....
hehe

Some of the pictures of the procession .....

My dad n i went to the bus drivers in front, n asked them to horn ....
Then every1 started honking at the bloody idiots ....

4 a while nya lah ...
u know lah ,Kuching ppl very thin skin wan ...once the skin wears off they stop honking loh ..

luckily nobody tried to pick a fight with those bloody idiots there ar ....
no "Lim Pe " here n "Lim Pe" there ...

if i could i would have :

shot the car in the tyres .....
"respray " it ...
flip it ...
scratch it ....
ram it ....
or all of the above ......

.......hehehe .....

Then , at Tom's ....
it was ment to be a calm nice place but then there was the procession going on outside it also .....
Ling Ling Lang Lang ...King King Kong Kong ...... Ping Pong Piang Piang...

But the food there was perrrrfection .....
Though my drink which costs a bomb n tastes like V-good ....
i had mouth watering Lamb Shank .........SSSLuuurrrpppp!!!!!

along with three other drinks ......hehe

Damn Perfect lah .....

n after that i still had a Tiramisu cake ......
Told U guys .....
- I eat Tons more than u guys n yet there's nvr any effect .....

hehe .......defying the law of physics ....

On the way out, I saw Timmy Senior n Timmy's mom ...... eating there ....on a table 4 2 .....so romantic ar ..
He looks a lot like his dad ar .....
genetic thingy ..... I guess ....lolzzz

I'm one yr. closer to driving -29 March

2008-03-28T23:46:00.000-07:00

Today is my 14th B'day .... Yaaaaay!!!!
Great day ,,
Though bored n has nth to do -as usual lah .....

Anyway it's a great day because it's the day when i cross one more age barrier towards driving ......
Yessssss!!!!!!!
That means a lot to a young car enthuthiast ....... ..

WOWWW!!!!!
4 me?!!

....yea right ..
like that's ever going to happen .... it costs more than a million bucks ...
but anyway, within my budget is another car the BMW M3

Tadaaa!!!!!
see first lah .....
if J.long's dad's BM is not yet bought in 4 yrs. n the quality is just as good - n it's cheap enough .....I'll buy his ......seriously ....

n then ZHNG it with my awesome ZHNGing power !!!!
Teheee ......lol....

My good Fren TKY -fake EMO

2008-03-25T03:28:00.000-07:00

This is my good fren ,Ting-King-Yew ....
AKA Fake EMO ..... lolz
he was born 5 billion B.C.
ancient relic -apek .....hehe
I met him when i first went to lodge .....

He used to get bullied a lot then .....dunno y also
but then some things happen mysteriously ......as mysteriously as this freaky emo guy here haha ...
He became a dota frik this yr. but he emotionally says he's not .....
???

English Test, - In the top 2 or 3 or maybee highest!!!!! YESSSS!!!!!!!

2008-03-24T03:48:00.000-07:00

YAY!!!!!!

Finally beat the Geniuses !!!!!!!
.....in sth lah .........at least ==
My English Test Thingy !!!!! Wheee
Mr.Camie didn't even say anything about my improvement ..... sad EMO guy ..
...

OK ,next ,i'm gonna try to get to the top in Science n Math ...
n maybee in the far ,far, far ......far future ,i can get the best marks in BM also ..

Then, i can redeem myself from my parents ..... guess what ?
[ an X box ]
wow?!!
dunno yet lah,
they say wan ....u know parents lah ....
Change their minds about this, change their minds about that ....

predictable yet unpredictable ...dunno how 2 say lah ..
so the best way is to record it or ask them to sign sth when they first say that ....

Then, U keep quiet about that until u achieve all that shit ,
then u come home ,take out ur evidence then go to them with the evidence behind ur back n tell them about ur achievements ....

Then ,u see if they remember anything or not ....

-if they do ,good lah ....hide the evidence again 4 future reference
-if not ,then u look at them with a look that says "remember???" n take out ur
evidence ,

Trust me it's a very logical theory ...
still theory lah,
i haven't achieved that shit yet ...playful mah ....lolzzzz

My Great Buddies

2008-03-15T04:42:00.000-07:00

It all started with this ....

The First 2 from the left r mine .

Cute right ?
James is afraid of them ..... 9th wonder of the world

Sleeping:

Poser :

Camera Shy Guy:

hehe..... my funny guys ....n great buddies ...

copycatingiest copycats in all of copydom.......

2008-03-05T05:01:00.000-08:00

--justin n timmy r buying the exact same bike as me .....
--still ask me to change my bike colour so that it will be different some more .....
--The chelsea supporter wanna keep the blue colour of bike ....
--n they don't wanna pay 4 it ........
**n he thinks HE can push me around
--but Justin doesn't really mind lah ,,just following timmy's ideas .....
--Bunch of idiots ....... lolzzzzz......

My New Bike!!!!

2008-03-03T00:58:00.000-08:00

Tadaaa!!!!!!

My new Lerun Takeda Mountain Bike arrived on Friday .....
I assembled it by myself .......

Hi-ten frame
Alloy fork
Stainless spokes
TY23 21-sp
Custom painted matching fork
Reliable SHIMANO Tourney 21speed gearing
Easy to read Revoshift
Tektro Alloy brakes
Alloy rims and crankset

whoaaah!!!.........
Then i coudn't ride it till yesterday .........

wow!!!

The thrill of cycling at ridiculous speeds shot back in my mind ......
I rode at around 40 - 50 km per hour ........
Shockingly great performance 4 a mid range bike with pedal reflectors that keep falling off ......
the suspension was superb ...........
There were a few problems with the front brakes lah.........
but i fixed it alredi .......

Amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!

My English oral exam ........ failure......

2008-03-02T04:57:00.000-08:00

My English oral exam on Thursday was pure shit.....
dunno Y i didn't figure out that Mr. Camy would have known the topic i chose last yr.
I practised all night 4 it, ...
n the next day it turned out to be a failure,
Mr. Cam. told me that his expectations 4 me were very high ......
at first i thought i already altered my confidence .......
so i went up there......OK
but then up there,...
once the words came out of my mouth .......

I sucked.......

but then when King Yew Went up tho say sth that he completely did not study 4 ....
it was almost perfect......
when did that happen?????

dunno lah,
but anyway it should be better nxt time lah....

Me

2008-02-07T17:29:00.000-08:00

I'm

Not a very interesting nor boring guy...

Humble and Humorous.....

I'm a normal average guy, I study in Lodge School... I'm interested in Friends n activity partners, ...I'm not very good at talking to girls, ...I like dogs, cars, movies n sports. .....I'm average in my studies - work hard ,play harder...haha... anyway ,i also like sleeping ,eating n gaming .....but i'm not fat,.. I love to hang out with Friends,...... n if u want me to change what i think of myself ,just leave a comment 4 me,....tq.

I have two sides of my life, one is the fun guy who enjoys life as a happy go lucky guy who hangs out with friends ........ another is a teenager who feels annoyed n moody at home .... but must fake it ,pretending to be a happy guy at home also to avoid further problems n disagreements ....... wierd? ... if ur me, nth is wierd ....

My School,
is...
Lodge School
it's a very nice school if U r a normal n non timid guy, most of the teachers in the school r very fair, friendly n open to the students ..... but as usual their r some who r still very old fashion ...... or eccentric ,like my math teacher who claims that she can see the chairs in the classroom cry n vomit when we lean forward or backwards n tells the whole class that we have eye problems when we tell her that her hand-writing is too small 4 us to read .......... lolx ......wierdo~

But anyway the school is kinda nice n peaceful , the standard of the school's teaching is higher than the government school's so we r kinda ok in terms of studies lah ,n the school has a merit-demerit system to control the discipline of the students ,the teachers very often five demerit points but rarely give merit points ........

But it's still very exam orientated because of the malaysian education system ..... sheeesh ..... ......

Recently the school has started to have some wierd rules like no hooded jackets r allowed in the school, because some students might be listening to their mp3s or ipods under their hoods ,.... but the school jacket is allowed even though it is hooded.... stuff like that lah .......

TaDa!!!! n that's t my school, the 8th wonder of the world ...... ...... ...

oh yeah, n the canteen food sucks ........